The following responses come from "The Good, Clean Funnies List Archive."----------NEW---------- Name a job around the house that has to be done every fall: Spring cleaning. Name something you shouldn't leave in the car when it's hot: A wallet. Name a specific part of the body that's hard to keep a band-aid on: Hair. Name something children bring home from school: Colds. Name a state that borders Canada: New Jersey. Name the month with the best weather: January. Name something you take to the beach: A turkey. Name a brand of gasoline: Regular. Name something that usually comes with a summer storm: Snow. Something you open other than a door: Your bowels.----------------------- Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses: A purse. Name something that can kill a lively party: Guns. Name something that is prohibited on most beaches: Sex. Name something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later: Sex. Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony: A horse. The price of a dozen roses: $1.75. Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage: Hamster. What month does a pregnant woman start to show?: September. Name a sport that has laps: Baseball. Name an article of clothing that children are always losing: Their pants. Name something you might accidentally leave on all night: Your shoes. Name something that some people do clothed that others do without clothes: Ride a motorcycle. Name the first thing you take off after work: Underwear. Name the most romantic-sounding musical instrument: Drums. Name something that people cheat on: The Chicago Bears. Real or fictional, name a famous Willie: Willie the Pooh. Name any of Santa's reindeer: Snippy. Name an animal with 3 letters in it's name: Alligator. Name a holiday that the stores are always busy during: Monday. What is the heaviest item in your house?: 600 pounds. Name a children's story or rhyme about a character named Peter: Peter, Paul, and Mary. Name something that dries up when it gets old: George Burns. A famous group of singers: The Simpsons. What time do you wake up?: In the morning. What time do you go to bed?: At night. Name something you put in tea: Tea bag.
Name something a blind person might use: A sword. Name a song with moon in the title: Blue suede moon. Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell. Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar. Name a famous brother & sister: Bonnie & Clyde. Name a dangerous race: The Arabs. Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers: A horse. Name something that floats in the bath: Water. Name something you wear on the beach: A deckchair. Name something Red: My cardigan. Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers. Name a famous royal: Mail. A number you have to memorize: 7. Something you do before going to bed: Sleep. Something you put on walls: Roofs. Something in the garden that's green: Shed. Something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings. Something you might be allergic to: Skiing. Name a famous bridge: The bridge over troubled waters. Something a cat does: Goes to the toilet. Something you do in the bathroom: Decorate. Name an animal you might see at the zoo: A dog. Something associated with the police: Pigs. A sign of the zodiac: April. Something slippery: A conman. A kind of ache: Fillet 'O' Fish. A jacket potato topping: Jam. A famous Scotsman: Jock. Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones. Something with a hole in it: Window. A non-living object with legs: Plant. A domestic animal: Leopard. A part of the body beginning with 'N': Knee. A way of cooking fish: Cod.
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